Matthew on nudity, female anatomy, and death.

Because I have a boy, I have to say these kinds of things....

On nudity...
Matthew: "MOM! Can I get dressed on the patio?"
Me: "The patio that faces the entrance to our apartment community? No. No son, you cannot change there."
Matthew: "Why not? It's the patio!"

On female anatomy...

Matthew: *gives me a big hug then starts poking my boob* "Mom, can this pop?"
Me: "Um, no. It can't pop."
Matthew: "It feels like it could pop. Are you sure it won't pop?"
Me: "Yep, I'm sure. It definitely won't pop. Now please stop poking."

On Death...
Matthew: "Have you ever almost died from a whale shark?"







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